my life plan

goes something like this:

me, pam, grace, court and owen start selling class a's to make money to move to new york. once there pam will become a hot shot lawyer and will go through husbands such as justin timberlake, eric bana and jeremy piven. courtney will become the worlds most coveted fashion designer and make an item that will become the new birkin bag. grace will be the next and best victorias secret model and be the most known face across the globe and (for some reason unbeknown to me) marry john mayer. owen will grow up, marry a pop star and have strange names children such as broom closet and paper trail. and i... i will have my own tragic dating show, end up on celebrity rehab and then write a book about my life. which will then be turned into a hallmark channel made for tv movie.

and we'll all live happily ever after.



and now the song this reminds me of:

From a phone booth in Vegas Jessie calls at 5 AM
To tell me how shes tired of all of them
She says baby I've been thinking about a trailer by the sea
We could go to Mexico you the cat and me
We'll drink tequila and look for seashells
Now doesn't that sound sweet
Jessie you always do this every time I get back on my feet

Jessie paint your pictures 'bout how it's gunna be
By now I should know better
Your dreams are never free
But tell me all about our little trailer by the sea
Jessie you can always sell any dream to me
Oh Jessie u can always sell any dream to me

She asked me how the cats been
I say Moses he's just fine
But he used to think about you all the time
We finally took your pictures down off the wall
Jessie how do you always seem to know just when to call
She says get yourself together
Bring Mose and drive real fast and I listen to her promise
I swear to God this time it's gunna last

Jessie paint your pictures 'bout how it's gunna be
By now I should know better
Your dreams are never free
But tell me all about our little trailor by the sea
Jessie you can always sell any dream to me
Oh, Jessie you can always sell any dream to me

Jessie you can always sell any dream to me

I'll love you in the sunshine
Lay you down in the warm white sand
And who knows maybe this time
Things'll turn out just the way you planned

Jessie paint your pictures about how it's gunna be
By now I should know better
Your dreams are never free
But tell me all about our little trailor by the sea
Jessie you can always sell any dream to me
Oh, Jessie u can always sell any dream to me