and i totally could have used this shit so many times. would have saved me a lot of time and trouble!!i like that the website has a "Psycho Confession"... like the one below:
"My boyfriend and I broke up after four years of the perfect—then not so perfect—relationship. We had a friendly split and decided to remain best friends. At first I was fine with this decision but one night after a few too many white Russians and marshmallow peeps I changed my mind. I found that I missed him immensely and called him up at 2 am. He answered but tried to politely get off the phone saying that “now just isn’t really a great time.” Well, I was enraged; after all we were still “best friends” right!? So I decided to go over to his house and see what was so pressing. Upon my arrival I found him there with the ugliest girl I have ever seen. I proceeded to tell her just how ugly she was and how he would never care for someone who looked like her. As it turned out she was already painfully aware that she was not traditionally beautiful and started crying right away. He kicked me out of his house but not before explaining that she was a friend from work that was having problems fitting in and was already quite depressed about the way she looked. They had similar interests (video games) and he was trying to be nice. It was strictly platonic. Our friends confirmed this later on. I have never felt so low in all my life as when I woke up the next morning and realized what I had done to that poor girl. She ended up quitting her job and they never heard from her again. OH... and I lost my "best friend."
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